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Santa: Women live a better, longer & peaceful life as compared to men.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Women don't have a wife!

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!


Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat

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Cigarette
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

Kanjoos santa ka ek rupyaa chat se neeche gir gaya.
Santa neeche pahuncha to use rupyaa nahin mila.
Kyon? Kyonki santa rupye se pahle neeche pahunch gaya tha.

Santa's Army Test
Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.

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Sardar:Aj mere parosiaan da bacha gum ho gia.
Main mashwara ditta te menu bohat kutt pai.
Friend:Tu ki mashwara deta c?
Sardar: Main kiya Google te search kar lo.

Sardarji:Mere dada ne 1857 ki Jang me dushman ki taange b kat di thi
Bantaji:Gardan kyu nhi kati?
Santa:Wo pehle se hi kati padi thi.

Sardar: Yar Ans sheet per sabse pahle kya Likhu?
Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PER LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HE,
JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HE.

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Santa kissed his GF in park

Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo

Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.

I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,

What To Do?

Banta - No Problem.

Just Imagine She Came Back !

Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,

bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???

Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

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Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.

I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back !

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi chal rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi !

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Santa apni premika se kheta hai,
hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
aur tum bewafa sanam nhake chal diye !

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

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Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?

Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

:

Wrong Number.. :-(

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.

Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga.

Santa: kyu?

Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.

Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha…

Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.

Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,

to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’

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kinj rokan age khad ke jande sajna nu
hun ki aakha mein ladke jande sajna nu
sanuchad ke chup ahipite tur chale
koi puche baho fad ke jande sajna nu
uccha niva mada kuch v bolya nahi
Pher bol kehrene radke jande sajna nu.

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,
wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise?
1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,
to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

Meri Ardaas Hai Sacche Rab Aggey,
Sab Nu Pyar Da Muh Dikhai Rabba,
Hun Hor Vicchora Nahi Seh Hunda,
Kite Mera V Yaar Milai Rabba,
Premi Hunde Ne Roop Rabb Da,
Seh Sakde Na Eh Judai Rabba!!!!


Judge: Is Sardar ke dono kaan kaat Do!
Santa:nahi main andha ho jaunga! Judge:
Bewkuf andha kaise hoga? Santa:Main CHASHMA

kaise pehnuga
Roohan Da Pyar pa ke oh tur Gaye,
Keh gaye ki tahanu Azad kita,
par ohna Azad ho K ki Karna Jina nu,
Tusi rooha tak Barbad kita.

1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha
2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya?
1st:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.

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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.


Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

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Santa-ee batawa ki ek bakri ka tin tang ta char bakari ke ka go tang?

Banta-barah go!

Santa-Pagale hawaa ka marde ago bakariya langar rahe ta ka kulhi langre rahi han sa kaa…

Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai

Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai

Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai

Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai

Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai…

Tohar sms jab awat hai,

Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai.

Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.

Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,

Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.