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Sardar:Aj mere parosiaan da bacha gum ho gia.
Main mashwara ditta te menu bohat kutt pai.
Friend:Tu ki mashwara deta c?
Sardar: Main kiya Google te search kar lo.

Sardarji:Mere dada ne 1857 ki Jang me dushman ki taange b kat di thi
Bantaji:Gardan kyu nhi kati?
Santa:Wo pehle se hi kati padi thi.

Sardar: Yar Ans sheet per sabse pahle kya Likhu?
Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PER LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HE,
JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HE.

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 Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai?
Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS.
Munna-kya fekta hai?
Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya
is sentence ka future tense banao.....
circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

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Gehari neend me na so jana, Humko hai aaj

tumhare sapno me aana. Sapno me aake

aapko ye jataana, Ki hamare bina mushkil

hai meethi neend ka aana. Good night

“Sleep”

S-Say Thanks To The G0d

L-Lying 0n The Bed

E-Cl0se Your Eyes

E-End 0f The Day

P-Plan F0r The Next Day….

Good Night

U r nice friend so 'Nice night'

U r a sweet friend so 'Sweet night'

U r a loving friend so 'Lovely night'

U r a good friend so 'Good night'

If I had the power I will write your 

name on the stars and draw your face 

on the clouds for everyone to see and 

appreciate what I feel for you. GOOD 

NIGHT AND SWEET DREAMS

Gud night friend

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Ab yahan neeche kya kambal khoj rahe ho?Kaha na gud nite.

Chal ab SO ja

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Girl-Mujhe Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho?

Tumhari Koi Behen Nhi He Kya?

Boy-He EsLiye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl-Kyun?

Boy-Meri Behen Ko

BHABHI

Chahiye.

Wife:mere irade bade nek hai,

aap 1000 me se 1 hai. 

Husband: dimag ke hum bhi don hai,

pehle ye bata kamini,baki ke 999 kaun hai…. :)

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Laut jati hai duniya gam hamara dekhkar,

Jaise laut jaati hai lehere kinara dekhkar.

Tu kandha na dena mere janaze ko,

Kahi fir se zinda na ho jau tere sahara dekhkar

Tujhe dekha to ye jana sanam KOYLA hota

 hai kyon kala sanam Tere liye Fair And 

Lovaly kaha se layenge hum SURF EXCEL

 se karenge tujhe UJALA sanam

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Khushi agar hum se daaman bachati hai to bachaye

Humein to gum hi hain raas aaye

Mohabbat ka yeh ajab dastoor dekha

Ussi ki jeet hai……jo haar jaaye……. ..

Hai sab naseeb ki bate khata kisi ki nhi hoti,

Ye duniya bewafa kisi ki nhi hoti,

Theek nhi roshni pr jyada gurur karna,

Chirag sbke bhujenge ye hawa kisi ki nhi hoti.

Zindagi mein naye log hardum milenge,

Kaheen jyada to kaheen kam milenge,

Aitbaar zara soch kar karna,

Mumkin nahin har jagah tumhein ‘HUM’ milenge

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Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha:
Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho?
Pagal:Mai 1 Bulb hun
Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe?
Pagal:Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h.

NEPALI KE MOBILE MEIN RAT 2 BAJE PHONE AYA....
AAP SO TO NAHI RAHE HEIN. NEPALI GUSSE SE.....
KAMINO YE JARORI NAHI KI HAR NEPALI CHOWKIDAR HO

Doctor: ab aap khatre se bahar h
phir b ap itne dar kyo rahe ho
Marij: accident hua tha
us par likha tha zindgi rahi toh phir milenge

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Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,

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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay

“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

Some people hurt by words & some by action

BUt the biggest hurt i believe is

thAt someone ignoring u

when u value thEm bigger thEn anything else..

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho

1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho

Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,

Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

Dariya wafaoo ka kabi rukta nahi,

Mohabat me insaan kabhi jukta nahi,

Hum chup hai kisi ki khushi ke liye,

aur wo sochte hai dil hamara dukhta nahi.

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Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Daya says salary sabko milti he
Darwaza main hi kyo todu??

Ladko ka dil mandir k tarah hota hai.
Pavitra or Sachcha.
Isliye to...
jab ladke
I love u kehte hai

to ladkiya apni sandal utar leti hai..
India Rocks:---

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko
kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to
SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

Yar Tu Khariat Se Hy Na?
Teri Tabiat Theek Hy Na? Boht Din Ho Gaye
Tu Kachra Uthany Nhi Ay!!
Sara Mohalla Tera Intizar Kr Rha Hai

Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar..

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Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

Student :sir, mujhe is subject me 0 mark nahi milne chahiye the!
Teacher: mujhe yahi lagta he beta,par me isse kam nahi de sakta

Police Man: Stop, Stop Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahiWoh bandh hai
Sujeet: Jaldi Se Hat Jao Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain

Sujeet: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai?
Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?
Sujeet: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa

Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga


Santa: apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski Biwi
Boss: ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa: Chal Laajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.