Santa Banta SMS Jokes 140 Words, 120 Words, Santa Banta jokes In Hindi, New Santa Banta joke, Santa Banta English jokes, Santa Banta SMS Jokes Text Messages 140 Characters

Santa Banta SMS Jokes 140 Words, 120 Words, Santa Banta jokes In Hindi, New Santa Banta joke, Santa Banta English jokes, Santa Banta SMS Jokes Text Messages 140 Characters

Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.

I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out,
What To Do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back !

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi chal rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi !

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Santa apni premika se kheta hai,
hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
hum tumari yad me ro ro ke tab bhar diye,
aur tum bewafa sanam nhake chal diye !

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.