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Ek- Khubsurti..! Ek- Tajgi..!
Ek- Sapna..! Ek- Sachai..!
Ek- Kalpana..! Ek- Ahsas..!
Ek- Astha..! Ek- Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek achhe saal Ki Shuruaat.....
Happy New Year

Bekabu hai Dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hua botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is Dil ki, Reply nahi mil raha
fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu..

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

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It's the month of Cakes & Candles,
Snow & Songs,
Carols & Joys,
Laughter & Love,
It's DECEMBER..
Wishing you merry Christmas...

I hope you have a wonderful christmas
I hope you have a wonderful christmas .
have a great new year.
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays.

No greeting card to give. No sweet flowers to send.
No cute graphics to forward.
Just a Loving Heart saying
“WISH U MERRY X’MAS”

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Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

Love sms Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Jaise Aap...
Happy New Year.

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May this Christmas end the present year
on a cheerful note and make way
for a fresh and bright new year.
Here’s wishing you a

If A Big Fat Man Creeps Into Your Bedroom
One Night And Stuffs You Into A Bag,
Then Do Not Worry Cause I Told Santa
I Wanted You For Christmas! …

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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...
*******************************

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aa gaya aa gaya 2012 ,jamane me khushiyan bikhere
najara,nyan saal sab ke liye ho pyara.chhote padhai
me ho jaye abbal,badon ko mile nai aatmbal.
Happ new year,

Good resolutions are simply checks
that men draw on a bank
where they have no account.
Happy New Year.

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

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 Baccho ka din, tohfon ka din
Santa aayega kuch tumhe deke jayega
Bhul na jana use shukriya kehna..
Yahi saadki ishu saa sikhayega!

Badedin ki shubhkamnaye

Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.

Can I have your picture,so Santa Claus
knows exactly what to give me.
Happy Christmas. Happy Xmas!

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May the stars carry
shine upon you,
May the flowers fill
your heart with beauty
May hope forever wipe
away your tears,
and above all,
May this New year be wonderful!

Happy New Year


2012 is at the door
Remember Life is short,
break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile.

2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the..
1st- Kisne maara?
2nd- Arey koi ni, ek ladki mujhe dekh k itna chillayi ke heart attack aa gya.....

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Jisko Dekho
1 Din
2 Din
4 Din
1 Hafte
2 Hafte
Pehle Baazi Maarne Per Tula Hua Hai.
Ye Lo!
Happy New Year 2012
Dekhi Meri Yaari 366 Din Pehle Baazi Maari

Happy New Year

My wishes for you in year 2012...
Great start for jan, Love for feb,
Peace for march, No worries for april
Fun for may, Joy for june to nov,
Happiness for dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2012

Beet gaya jo saal, Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal, Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Jaye Aapke.

Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte,
Buzdil kabhi khulkar war nahi karte,
Aur hum wo hai jo "Happy new year" ke liye
January ka intzaar nahi karte.

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Two things upon this changing earth
can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ’s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.

A Christmas candle iz a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
Bt softly givez itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tehwaar

jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,

santa clause aaye aapke dwar,

subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.

Merry Christmas

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Aap Hame Rulado Hame Gam Nahi
Aap Hame Bhulado Hame Koi Gam Nahi
Jis Din Humne Aap Ko Bhula Diya
Smaj Lena Is Duniya Me Hum Nahi…

Dil Ka Dard Jab Panno Par Aa Jata Hai
Ek Aansu B Dariya Ban Jata Hai
Dil K Tutne Ki Aawaz Bhi Nahi Aur
Sara Dard GAZAL Ban Jata Hai…
`
Me Tod Leta Agar Wo GULAB Hoti
Me Jawab Banta Agar Wo Sawal Hoti
Sab Jante Hai Me Nasha Nahi Karta
Phir B Pi Leta Agr Wo SHARAB Hoti …
`
Udasiyo Pe Mai Un Sabka Hisab Kar Duga
Hansa Dho Kr Cehra Gulab Kr Duga
Agar Kahi Mil Gye Tum Mujhko
To Itna Padunga Ki Cehra Kitab Kr Duga…
`
Khamosh Se Tum Rehne Lage Ho
Intezaar Kisika Karne Lage Ho ?
Yakinan Kisise Hui Hai Mohabbat
Bina Baat Ke Hi Muskurane Lage Ho…

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Aai re aai Diwali
Paise mange Gharwali
Per kaise bataun use
Meri pocket to hai khali
Happy Diwali

Laxmi Ji jab deti hain to chappar faad ker deti hai
Isiliye diwali ke din darwaja khol kar soye
Or apna chappar fatne se bachaye
Happy Diwali

Diwali ke pavan parv per
Khub pathake jalaye
Or logo ko behra banaye
Ha Ha Ha
Happy Diwali

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Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne rab se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Purey imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se…
Happy Diwali 2011!!


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PKODE#@$&(###$$@@
YE LO!
AAJ MERI TARF SE 1
DIN PAHLE DIWALI
KI”PARTY”!
*HAPPY DIWALI


Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne rab se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Purey imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se…
Happy Diwali 2011!!

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 Main aasha karta hun ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki alaukik Prakaash se, tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali 2011 ;)

Dhamako Ki Shuruat, Pataakho Ki Bauchar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Apno Ka Pyaar,
Jivan Main Ho Khushiya Apar.
Mubaark Ho Aapko Dipawali Ka Tyohaar,


Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali


Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

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Har Din Badhta Jaaye Aapka Vyapar,
    Hoti Rahey Aap Par Dhan Ki Bochar,
    Har Kushi Mile Aapko,
    Yahi Hai Is Avasar Par Hamari Shubhkamnayein

    D- Dhanwan
    H- Happiness
    A- Anand
    N- Neki
    T- Tarakki
    E- Enjoyment
    R- Raksha
    A- Ahem
    S- Sukh
    Wish You Happy Dhanteras


    Dhanteras Ki Yeh Pawan Bela,
    Aap Aur Aapke Poore Pariwar Ke Liye,
    Dhan, Sukh, Accha Swastya Aur Samriddhi Laaye
    Mata Laxmi Bless You !!

    Dhanteras Par Aap Par Dhanwan Ho,
    Rupchaudas Par Aap Khushal Ho,
    Bhaidooj Par Aap Ke Rishto Mein Mithas Aaye,
    Diwai Aapke Liye Mangalmay Ho,
    Wish You Happy Festival Season


May Goddess Lakshmi Bless Your Job / Business To Do Well In Spite Of All Odds Like The Enduring Charms Of Gold And Diamonds.
Happy Dhanteras To You And Your Family

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 In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas

Wishing You The Best of What This CHRISTMAS can bring YOU!
Have a Joyous, Peaceful & Love-Filled CHRISTMAS!!! :-)

Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children,
they are all 30 feet tall.

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas!!

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Sardar:Aj mere parosiaan da bacha gum ho gia.
Main mashwara ditta te menu bohat kutt pai.
Friend:Tu ki mashwara deta c?
Sardar: Main kiya Google te search kar lo.

Sardarji:Mere dada ne 1857 ki Jang me dushman ki taange b kat di thi
Bantaji:Gardan kyu nhi kati?
Santa:Wo pehle se hi kati padi thi.

Sardar: Yar Ans sheet per sabse pahle kya Likhu?
Banta: Yahi K IS SHEET PER LIKHE GYE ANS KALPANIK HE,
JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH NAHI HE.

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***(—–Birth-day—-)***
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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY !

Tumhari Umar Sabse Lambi Ho
Khuda Ko Kabhi Tumhari Jaroorat Ho
Ho Bhi To Mere Baad Ho
Mere Dost Humesha Tum Muskarate Raho
Zindagee Ke Har Saal Yunhi Jete Raho…

 Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak  ho tumhaara janam din aaya !

Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence,
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday !

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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, 

Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, 

Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur 

apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai. 

* Happy Diwali *

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed, 

navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha, 

Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha... 

* * * Happy Diwali * * *

This Diwali I Am Sending You CASH:

C-Care

A-Affection

S-Smiles

H-Hugs

* HAPPY DIWALI *

This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds‚¦.

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*‚*‚HAPPY‚*‚*

“*‚DIPAWALI‚*‚

‚¦.*‚*‚*‚¦.

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Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum,
Hum na rahe to yaad karoge tum,
Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahi,
Par ek din mere liye waqt se fariyad karoge tum.

Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.


Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.

Pyar me mila har gum uphar hai,
Pyar vo hota hai jisme viswas hota hai,
Sadiyo tak intzar karte hai wo,
Jinhe apne pyar pe aitbar hota hai


koshish karo ki koi aapse na ruthe,
Jindagi main aapka sath na chhute,
Rista koi bhi ho,use aise nibhao ki,
Us Riste ki dor jindagi bhar na tute.

Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandni Raton Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge .

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Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS.
Munna-kya fekta hai?
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MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya
is sentence ka future tense banao.....
circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!