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Munnabhai-Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit-Arey simple hai bhai..is din
bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke
Navmi me gaye the.

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

Munna bhai:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?
Circuit:
Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……


Duniya Me Sirf 7 Chiz Famous Hai
Bole To 7 Wonders
1 Apun
2 Apunka Dil
3 Apunka Style
4 Apunka Smile
5 Apunka Mobile
6 Apunka SMS
7 Aur Apun Ka Dost Bole To Tum.

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 Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai?
Circuit-bhai simple hai...apna SMS.
Munna-kya fekta hai?
Circuit-bhai sms bole to ....SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH...

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya
is sentence ka future tense banao.....
circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Munna Bhai Sms Jokes

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko
kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to
SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

Munnabhai-Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit-Arey simple hai bhai..is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

CURCUIT- bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka, aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT- bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI- pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na

PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT: Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

Munna Bhai Jokes 2011

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

CHINKIE: Tum hamaisha clinic mien apnay saath meri photo bhi kyun le jaatay ho.
MUNNA BHAI: Apun ko jab bhi koi mushkil aati hai, apun tumhari pic dekh leta hoon aur woh prob. solve ho jaati hai.
CHINKIE: Dekha! Mien tumharay liye kitni achi aur powerful hoon.
MUNNA BHAI: Haan! Apun teri pic dekhta hai aur apnay aap say bolta hai "Is say bari bhi koi problem ho sakti hai bhala.

CHINKIE: Gandhi was a great man,

but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.

Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

MUNNA BHAI:
 God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta ?
SWARG YA NARAK ?
Apun bola NARAK !
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!