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Ashaq Ne Chand Se Ik Din Kaha,
Bta Mera Mehbob Kesa Hy?
Us Ne Kaha,
Pehli Gal Ay K Me Tere Piyo Da Nokr Nai
Te Doji Gal Ay
K Inni Doron Nazar Vi Kuj Ni Aanda.
Teji Gal Ay K
Ayho Jai Beghairtian Zamen Tak
Rakhia Karo Menu Na Wich Paya Karo….

PYAR PYAR OH KARDI RAHI,
PYAR NAHI OH TA IK DIKHAWA SI,
PYAR TA OH KISE HOR NU HI KARDI SI,
“SONI” NAL TA SIRF MANPARCHAWA SI

Ishq Ishq Ta Har Koi Karde,
Par Koi Channa( A River) Wich Koodan Nu Tyaar Nahi,
Ki Kahiye Ajj-Kal De Jhuthe Aashiqa Nu,
Dil De Sakde Ne Par Jaan Nahi!

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!

shq Ishq Ta Har Koi Karde,
Par Koi Channa( A River) Wich Koodan Nu Tyaar Nahi,
Ki Kahiye Ajj-Kal De Jhuthe Aashiqa Nu,
Dil De Sakde Ne Par Jaan Nahi!

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JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

Santa:oye eh bulb de ute bapu da nam Q likh riha h?
Banta:me apne bapu da nam roshan kar riha h,
jado bulb jalega taan nam roshan ho jauga.

Oye! Yara ki lagta h,
me tenu disturb karne vaste msg karia si?
O na ji na, me to tenu ye khene vaste
msg karia si k tussi bade yaad aate ho ji..

Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.


ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas nhi,
haddiyan ch tere maas nhi,
pyaar tenu swaah karan,,
teri tan jeun di v aas nhi..

Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h?
Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h,
je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi.

daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ........
but,,
problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ........
so chak glassy.pa peg....
burrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

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Santa: Main Kal Tainu Kinne Vaar Phone Milaya,

Par Tu Kyu Nai Chakkeya?

Banta: Kyun Chakku Phone? Kal Main Jehda RS. 30/- Deke Gana

Lavaya Hai Oh Ki Tera Peyo Sunega…

Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi,

Te Bus Full Ho Gayi…

Conductor: No More, No More Please.

Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More.

Wife Ne Kurti Kaddi,

Fer Madhosh Nazran Naal Sante Vall Dekhde Hoye

Apni Salwar Laahndi Hoyi Kehan Laggi,

“Pata Hai Na, Ajj Ki Karna Hai?”

Santa: Saali, Main Ajj Raat Nu Kapde Nahi Dhowanga…

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daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ........
but,,
problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ........
so chak glassy.pa peg....
burrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Teri Dosti da mull asi la nai sakday,
Tu mangay jaan tay kar inkaar nai sakday
Maneya k zindgi lendi imtehan baray
Par tu hovay naal tay assi haar nai sakday

santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,
J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,
J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,
J msg changa ni lgya tan!!
Mobile nu agg la lo

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Dunia naal ni mildi pasand saadi, asi
vakhra pasand kuchh karde han, Oye rang
roop te sab rab diyan datan ne, assi tan
mitha bolan vale te marde han....

Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai ..
kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne...
dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...
waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne..

Akhian wich majburi changi ni hundi, O
yaara, mitran naal duri changi ni hundi,
kade tusi v yaad kar liya kro sanu, har
vari sadi pehal ta ZRURI ni hundi...


Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae

Assi Kise V Gal te groor nahi kita,Assi
kadi v kisi nu majbur nahi kita,Pr jis nu
wasa leya DIL wich,osnu kade v DIL to dur

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Bas Ik Tamanna Rahi Ohnu Paun Di

Koshish Bekaar Rahi Ohnu Bhulaun Di

Ik Aakhri Umeed Eh Hai Je Meri Laash Naal Lipat Ke Roye Taan Ron Dena

 Yaaro Badi Hasrat Hai Ohnu Seene Naal Laun Di...

Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava

teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava

hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da

tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava

Teri Dosti da mull asi la nai sakday,

Tu mangay jaan tay kar inkaar nai sakday

Maneya k zindgi lendi imtehan baray

Par tu hovay naal tay assi haar nai sakday

O mere makhna

meno yaad rakhna

har vely hasna,

Koe problem howy ty dasna,

kise hor nal na phasna,

bus mere nal vasna

O mere makhna

Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste

tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste

ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo

Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

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kon jaane hayati ne kadon muk jana ae
te phul umeedan de fair suk jana ae
kise ne te umraa de painday jhalne ne
tay kisay ne adhay rastay ruk jana ae

Main Deeva Tu Meri Loh Kudiye.
Main Phul Haan Tu Kushbo Kudiye.

Har Nakhre Ton Jaan Main Vaar Diyanga,
Bhaven Nakhre Ne Tere Sau Kudiye.

Mere Tassvar Da Visha Jad Bandi Tu,
Mainu Aaonda Bas Tera Moh Kudiye.

Har Janam “Dhanwant” Da Tere Laiee Hai,
Har Janam Laiee “Dhanwant” Di Ho Kudiye.


jadon nai se val turne da
her koi chuk da phir da se
jis din tun turna sikhia ay
than than tay dig day phirney aan…


Har Sawera Ik Navan Sawera Hai.
Ki Dasan Keheda Rishta Tera Keheda Mera Hai.
Yaad Aunda Ae Bada, Oh Pal Jadon Pehela Dedaar Se Tera,
Jehede Rishte Ch Hun Aapan Ohda Ik Pal Hi Bathera Hai.

Parh parh kitaban naam rakh leya Qazi
hath vich phar k talwar tun nam rakh leya Ghazi
Makky Madiny kumm aya tun nam rakh leya Hajji
Bully shah hasil ki kita je tun Yar na rakhya Razi

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Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,
Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,
Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milna
par dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye

Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal….
Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey.
Je maut ton baad payar muk janada…..
Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey.

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
`

aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaah

Mitha intzaar te intzaar nalon yaar mitha,
Mitha yaar te yaar nalon pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalon mithi saadi yaari,
Ehsaas ton mitha kuch nahin milna lab ke duniya saari…

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Tu sohni tera na sohni,

par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,

sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C

Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!! 

Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,

J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,

J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,

J msg changa ni lgya tan!!

Mobile nu agg la lo :D

JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat

Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain

Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.

Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu

punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..

Boy:

Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..

.

Girl:

Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,

"Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya"

Aj bahut dino baad kitab kholi toh kayi Raaz pata chale jaise ki...

Aa ni aunda.

Aa vi ni aunda

Aa tan pehli var padya.

Aa vi syllabus vich hai?

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Tu sohni tera na sohni,

par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,

sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C

Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!! 

Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,

J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,

J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,

J msg changa ni lgya tan!!

Mobile nu agg la lo :D

JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat

Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain

Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.

Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu

punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..

Boy:

Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..

.

Girl:

Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,

"Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya"

Aj bahut dino baad kitab kholi toh kayi Raaz pata chale jaise ki...

Aa ni aunda.

Aa vi ni aunda

Aa tan pehli var padya.

Aa vi syllabus vich hai?

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Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakda. 

Ghar wale mana kar rahe ne.

Punjabi Girl: Ghar vich kon kon hai.

Punjabi Boy: 1 bivi te 3 bache. 

Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?

Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.

Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya

tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Padan likhan di ki lodh punjabian nu.

punjabi vaise hi hushiar hunde.

botal sharab di master kol de k 

jande number ape 6 to 66 hunde.

Sante ne apni engagement tod diti.

Kiyon ki kudi kavari c.

Santa: Jo ajj tak kisi di nahi ho saki, oh meri kiven ho sakdi hai ?

Q: Daler exam vich fail kiyon hoya?

A: Jado teacher blackboard erase karda si, ta Daler notebook erase kar dinda si,.. . BOLO tara-ra!! 

Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab...

Boy:

Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A...

Girl:

Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,

"Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya"

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Khushi ke is pal mein ye dil bas muskuraye
Har gum bhula ke pyar bhare sapne sajaye
In hasin palo ki khushboo is dil ko bahut bhaye
Shaayad in palo ka sangam hi jannat kehlaye
happy Holi

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main


Do Ruhaan Di Ajab Kahani ………Manzil Ek C Vichad Gye Hani…………!!
Dil Di Reez Kadi Na Mukni………..Jihna Chir Eh Jind Marjani……………!!
Badle Mausam Badliyan Rutta………..Na Badli Par Yaad Marjani…………!!
Kiven Kattange Zindgi…………Je Na Mileya Rooh Da Hani……………!!!


Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

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Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!


Tu sohni tera na sohni,
par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.
aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?
aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

Doha guttan te gulabi ful tange-tange,
Asi GURDUARE jano nahio sange-sange,
Langar ch bathian sanu tera khyal aa gya,
Asi rokya bathera dub janyie ni Baba sanu dal pa gya.

Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar: Hun me ae roti nae khani
Sardar:kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->


Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!