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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

New Punjabi SMS Jokes - Latest Punjabi Funny Jokes - Desi Punjabi SMS Comedy - Sardar sms Jokes in Punjabi

New Punjabi SMS Jokes - Latest Punjabi Funny Jokes - Desi Punjabi SMS Comedy - Sardar sms Jokes in Punjabi
Tu sohni tera na sohni,
par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!! 

Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,
J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,
J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,
J msg changa ni lgya tan!!
Mobile nu agg la lo :D


JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..

Boy:
Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..
.
Girl:
Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,
"Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya"

Aj bahut dino baad kitab kholi toh kayi Raaz pata chale jaise ki...

Aa ni aunda.
Aa vi ni aunda
Aa tan pehli var padya.
Aa vi syllabus vich hai?