Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
Tu sohni tera na sohni,
par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!
Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.
aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?
aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
Doha guttan te gulabi ful tange-tange,
Asi GURDUARE jano nahio sange-sange,
Langar ch bathian sanu tera khyal aa gya,
Asi rokya bathera dub janyie ni Baba sanu dal pa gya.
Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar: Hun me ae roti nae khani
Sardar:kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c” ;->
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!