Hindi Sms Jokes

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

Student :sir, mujhe is subject me 0 mark nahi milne chahiye the!
Teacher: mujhe yahi lagta he beta,par me isse kam nahi de sakta

Police Man: Stop, Stop Tumhari Headlights kaam Nahi kar rahiWoh bandh hai
Sujeet: Jaldi Se Hat Jao Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain

Sujeet: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai?
Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?
Sujeet: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa

Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga


Santa: apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski Biwi
Boss: ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa: Chal Laajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.